Herbert: I have a new Internet friend! 我交到一个新的网络之友了！ Don: You mean the guy who thinks you're Ms. Right? 你是说那个把你当作梦中女郎的家伙？ Herbert: Yeah! We're meeting on Friday night! 对！我们星期五晚上要碰面。 Don: You're what? Have you lost it? 什么？你疯啦！ Herbert: I gave up on looking for a girlfriend. Now I'm making friends! 我不找女朋友了。现在我只要交朋友！
Don: But he thinks you're a girl! He'll want to be more than friends! 但他以为你是女的！他可不想只做朋友！ Herbert: I know, so I need your advice again. 我知道，所以我又要你的建议了。 Don: If I were you, I'd get a good psychiatrist. 假如我是你，我会去找一个好的心理医生。 Herbert: Stop joking. I'll just start by talking to him about his interests. 不要闹了。我只会从他有兴趣的事开始聊起。 Don: He'll think you're strange. 他会觉得你很奇怪。 Herbert: No, we won't. We'll get along great. We're both 30-year-olds who like computers. 才不会。我们会处得很好。我们都三十岁，又都喜欢电脑。 Don: All I can say is meet here at this bar so I can see this. It's going to be interesting. 我只能说，请你们约在这个酒吧见面，这样我才看得到。这一定很好玩！
